Chevy Trailblazer: The Go Fuck Yourself Christmas Spectacular!

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 11/20/2019 at 19:48 • Filed to: None

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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/20/2019 at 19:52

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not a fan of the two tone roof trend.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/20/2019 at 19:55

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“We wanted to make an uglier new Rav4. And we succeeded.”

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/20/2019 at 19:55

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It’s vinyl roofs of this generation 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/20/2019 at 19:57

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I feel exactly the opposite 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/20/2019 at 20:11

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I don’t hate it but goddamn GM has too many crossovers already

OPPOsaurus WRX > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/20/2019 at 20:13

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YEA TEAM TWO TONE

interstate366, now In The Industry > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/20/2019 at 20:19

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*Mahk intensifies*

Urambo Tauro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/20/2019 at 20:20

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I just ca n’ t take a FWD “Trailblazer” seriously.

AestheticsInMotion > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/20/2019 at 20:21

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Strongly agree. Especially with brands that are supposed to be upscale. Looking at you, Volvo 

facw > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/20/2019 at 20:22

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I think it looks good. Not on the cars you pictured, but I think those are just ugly cars.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/20/2019 at 20:27

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I got a better one

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > facw 11/20/2019 at 20:28

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Blame the car not the two tone 

Mercedes Streeter > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/20/2019 at 20:31

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GM: If Mitsubishi and Ford can bring back names just to butcher them, we can too!

JeepJeremy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/20/2019 at 20:32

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That’s weak

CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/20/2019 at 20:57

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I didn’t realize this was a new vehicle.

I think I’m done being a car guy.

wafflesnfalafel > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/20/2019 at 21:35

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agree... “flying roof” styling = bad....

Old-Busted-Hotness > CB 11/20/2019 at 21:48

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Being a car guy doesn’t mean you have to care about every car. 

CB > Old-Busted-Hotness 11/20/2019 at 21:50

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Care, no, know what it is to warn people, yes.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/20/2019 at 22:07

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So where is this trailblazer made?

Is it suppose to be a Trax replacement?

Under_Score > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/20/2019 at 22:10

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Trax is to Encore, as Trailblazer ACTIV is to Encore GX. It makes sense.

Land_Yacht_225 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/20/2019 at 22:20

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I am livid. Beyond livid.

I have a TrailBlazer. A real TrailBlazer. The TrailBlazer EXT my dad bought for his birthday from Jim Lupient’s Harold Chevrolet of Burnsville Minnesota in May of 2003. It has the optional 5.3 V8. It’s body on frame. It’s 4x4. And it’s from the time when GM could accidentally build an indestructible vehicle. It just ticked over 231,000 miles while the Mercedes was in the shop for brake work. It was on its original shocks and struts until 220,000 miles. I just put a starter in it 2,000 miles ago. It’s needed one exhaust manifold gasket replaced. And from 4 0-10 0,000 miles we put 4 water pumps in it on GM’s dime through their “Mr. Goodwrench” parts guarantee...and that’s about it. Maybe spark plugs once, fluid flushes for the trans and diffs. Its finally started to rust out and look gross after now being in the south for 4 years.

And they besmirch that reputation with 3 cylinder engines...

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/21/2019 at 04:42

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here’s a better Trailblazer (maybe)

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Land_Yacht_225 11/21/2019 at 10:25

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Woo Minnesota!

i86hotdogs > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/21/2019 at 11:29

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Is more than one roof “rooves”?

/s